Can the campaigning…

My phone records messages. They are important to me and the people who leave them. But my phone can only hold so many. The other day a political candidate recorded an entire campaign speech while I wasn’t home and jammed up my phone’s memory so badly it was useless until I erased the whole thing. I did write down the candidate’s name, though, to be sure I never vote for him. Please keep it short and sweet and to the point. The next caller’s message might be just as important as yours… if I can get it.

Contributed by:
Opal Leeze Zippitt  & Xavier Breth