You promised me roses…

But I got a dirty look. The store had some beautiful roses on sale. I bought a bouquet. They were very nice… for about an hour! Then they wilted and drooped and shriveled up like they’d spent a week in the desert. It’s not very romantic to give somebody roses that sat in the store so long they were fossils by the time they got home. Please, if you are selling anything fragile, delicate or even edible, like the strawberries with the nice ones on top and the old moldy ones on the bottom, don’t sell it mere hours before their last sell by date.

Submitted by:
Rose S. Wilted & Howard M. Peechez