Your big, red truck does not belong in my trunk. I hope you recognize yourself, but you’re not the only tailgater I’ve seen lately. Bulletin: Big red trucks slip on icy roads. Please rethink your dumb hobby of tailgating. It is dumb on dry, hot summer days and really stupid on icy January days. If you get where you are going one millisecond faster by hugging my back bumper, please get over it. Give yourself, and me, just a little more space between our cars this winter.
Dr. Denton Fender & Quasi Motive