For the Nerds


I’m whining in hopes somebody can contact the Jamestown Gazette with a secret code or magic potion to make my word processor stop thinking I’m too stupid to know what I want. The most recent versions keep deciding for me where and how many lines and spaces and points and indents I want. It’s so UN-helpful, I can’t type what I want. It seems the computer nerds invent stuff just to prove they’re not on vacation. And who pays me for the half day I waste with every upgrade just to learn the new, useless doo-dads? Here’s a hint. If it works, don’t keep fixing it.

Contributed by
The Jamestown Gazette IT Department –  Sy Burnett, C. Colin Backslash, C. Boynton Glick & Old Dot Matrix