Can’t buy less?

OK, I’ll admit it. I’m on a diet. Sea World is no longer planning to feature whales in their theme park, so there goes my last employment opportunity. So I’m eating a little less these days, but it seems like some restaurants want to sabotage me. Believe it or not, sometimes grownups can’t buy children’s portions. Why do some eateries insist I eat more than I want for more than I want to pay? They make money on children’s’ meals, too, so why can’t I buy one? That’s a weird kind of age discrimination…or is it that I’m just too tall?

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My Diet Team – Eaton Wright, Liven Good, Les Izmore & Frieda Wales