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Jamestown Gazette Staff

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Keep your nose out…

Out of the road, that is. I almost knocked it off but swerved at the last moment… and you thanked me with a bird...

Complaining already?

Here we go again… It’s too cold! Can you believe how chilly it is? Where did summer go? OK, people, get used to it....

Parents, Don’t let them “Leave!”

The other day I almost squashed a neighbor’s kid. There’s nothing more fun than a great big pile of autumn leaves for jumping into....

For the birds?

I wonder how many people with bird feeders do it for the birds. Birds are fun to watch, but don’t forget the birds’ benefit....

Don’t say yes!

I wanted to see who was calling me from Hawaii so I answered the phone. The nice lady said, “Can you hear me?” and...

Watch your slanguage!

I’ve been having trouble understanding some people lately, so I decided to learn a new language, but even a little is too much. “Stay...

Un-phone Please!

If you were born with a phone in your hand, your mother wouldn’t have liked it and her doctor would have been amazed. So...

Cup or Bowl?

I was traveling out of state recently and stopped at a nice looking restaurant for lunch. I ordered a cup of soup and my...

Like pulling teeth…

OK, doctors and dentists have tough schedules. They can’t help it if some patients need more time. They try to help everybody. That’s good,...

Lurking?

You are either good company or a Peeping Tom. I’ve heard once too often from people who lurk on Facebook, peeking into my posts,...